Lil Uzi Still Doesn't Have Sex; Gets Off In a Different Way

About a year ago, Lil Uzi Vert declared that he's stopped having sex with people.

People have tried. However, Vert has shot them down.

But just because he doesn't use other people to get off doesn't mean he hasn't been getting off.

Uzi's had a huge year as an artist, as his album Eternal Atake is headed for double platinum.

And such successes are how Uzi gets his jollies.

BD energy but I don’t have sex last time I nutted I was countin up a check 🤷🏾‍♂️

— BABY PLUTO 🌎☄️💕® (@LILUZIVERT) October 18, 2020

"BD energy but I don’t have sex last time I nutted I was countin up a check," Vert claimed.

Would you rather have sex or money?