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Lil Uzi Vert Explains Exactly Why He's Stopped Having Sex With Other People

By HHL JT
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Lil Uzi Vert made us all reevaluate what it means to be a wealthy, young celebrity when he disclosed last week that he hadn't had sex in about two years.

His disclosure garnered the copycat disclosure from Nav that nobody wanted.

This afternoon, Vert explained exactly why he decided to stop having sex with other people.

"I don’t wanna have sex I just wanna connect," Vert claimed.

As for music ... we still don't have a date for Eternal Atake.

So so much for the George Costanza tested theory that a lack of sex makes you more productive.  

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