New Hampshire Police Have To Clarify Eminem Is Not Wanted For Trespassing

Last week, the Rochester, New Hampshire police department revealed an unnamed trespassing suspect on their social media.

The perp in question looked an awful lot like Eminem, minus the weird beard. But lest you think Shady goes where he's not supposed to go in his personal time, the cops issued a clarification, explaining the suspect has been caught and he wasn't the artist with over 220 million albums sold globally.