After Paul Pierce got fired by ESPN because he got drunk and live-streamed with strippers and hookers, he told the world it was no biggie because he had something better lined up.

There was speculation he was taking his b-ball punditry to Barstool or he was doing something with crypto.

Now we know what that big move is, and it's pretty damn underwhelming.

Pierce is involved with something called SelfiePop, which appears to help online celebrities monetize their online presence.

I told you all April 5th, that big things are coming.
Athletes and Artists are taking the power into their own hands.
I have been working on something that is going to change the game.
All of my fellow ballers, CHECK IT OUT and beat part of the #selfiepop beta.

— Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) July 2, 2021

Suddenly his poker night gone blue doesn't seem worth it at all.