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There Is Now a Vagina flavored Potato Chip For Millenials Who Can't Get Laid

By HHL JT
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Data suggests that Millenials have a lot less sex than their parents and older generations.

So potato chip maker  Chazz is trying to fill that void with snacks.

They are launching a Millennial-targeted line of vagina-flavored potato chips.

After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” Chazz says of the snacks.  

To get the flavor right, Chazz  “selected the five bravest and most experienced team members (boys and girls)” and sent them on individual missions to gather the most private part-approximating flavors ... At the same time, other colleagues were Googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the pussy taste associates with."

You can buy the chips on their site for about ten bucks.  So cheaper than real sex.  But much less real.

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