Connor Toole is a writer. A 6'10 writer.
Yesterday he put on a suit, went to Barclays Center, and pretended he was part of the NBA draft.
The folks outside the arena bought Connor as a big time baller, and the folks inside the arena bought it too. After the draft Conner sported a Jazz hat and told everybody Utah had drafted him. What followed was free shots and naked chicks.
Think what life would be like if you were an actual NBA player.
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