Chris Brown has decided not to press charges against the naked voodoo lady who broke into his home and defaced his property. Like the rest of us, he concluded she was nuts and should get help not prison.

However, Brown's opinion of what kind of help she needs may differ from that of mental health experts.

"My dick," Breezy responded when asked by TMZ's cameraman what he thinks Amira Ayeb needs.

This diagnosis makes Brown's ejection of the nude Ayeb from his bed all the more cruel, since if he wanted to he could have cured her right then and there.

As for that futuristic hoverboard-type thing Brown was riding around on ... it's Hovertrax and you can get one for about 1000 bucks.