Yesterday, Joe Budden was accused of both physically abusing Cyn Santana and of masturbating his dog.

Let's bring it all together with a court transcript of Cyn Santana accusing Joe Budden of masturbating his dog. [Jump to 3 minutes.]

"While most of the defendants behavior with the dog is appropriate, I've observed on several occasions one particular bizarre behavior by the defendant.  Without putting too fine a point on it suffice to say the defendants hasn't only expressed concern for the dog's lack of a sexual partner, but personally assumed the responsibility of relieving any pent-up canine sexual tension.  Defendant, for reasons I cannot fathom, has personally masturbated the dog.  The defendant sees this function as his responsibility since there are no bitches around to provide a sexual outlet for the dog."

Here's Joe's response, in which he denies having sex with dogs but doesn't say anything about jerking them off.

Somewhere, a Spotify executive is laughing.