If you jumped on Twitter today, you would have seen that DJ Khaled was trending for no obvious reason.
That often means the person is dead. Or, more horrifyingly, this week it would mean the person has a sex tape.
Got scared when I saw DJ Khaled trending. pic.twitter.com/oGiD3C2N00
— RICHYRICHTHICC (@richyrichthicc) December 23, 2019
*sees DJ Khaled trending after a week of leaks* pic.twitter.com/m1taB3EmeP
— Don Sean Corleon (@TheRealSeanLove) December 23, 2019
Luckily it's neither with Khaled. Instead, his name and overweight frame got dragged into a debate over a Tweet by Dr. Boyce Watkins which argued we shouldn't be calling Lizzo sexy because she's morbidly obese.
#Lizzo popular is because there is an obesity epidemic in America. Rather than encouraging people to do better, we are simply lying to them and telling them that they are just fine the way they are.
— Dr Boyce Watkins (@drboycewatkins1) December 20, 2019
Unfortunately, Many of these people are dying from diabetes and heart disease pic.twitter.com/75TY8jJRIX
Fascinating how I never see tweets like these about DJ Khaled. https://t.co/BWeeXGvCSy
— Baby Gay (@vincentdesmond_) December 23, 2019
Definitely saw Khaled jokes on my timeline for bout a month straight. Ross gets jokes too. Tf y’all talkin bout?
— B ✋🏾🏁 (@BSaysWhatIsReal) December 23, 2019
DJ Khaled doesn’t go out to Lakers games & Chick fil A and expose his ass cheeks in public https://t.co/VIeBe40m96
— 𝑳𝑰𝑷 𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑹𝑼𝑴 (@LipMangrum) December 23, 2019
RT for DJ Khaled
— aGOODoutfit (@aGOODoutfit) December 23, 2019
Like for Lizzo pic.twitter.com/m57nWkOa1L
Crisis averted.