Kanye West's 'Bound 2' Video Now Somehow A Children's Book

Kanye West's still-unintentionally hilarious Bound 2 video features a topless Kim Kardashian and motorcycle sex.

Kids really shouldn't watch it, if only because motorcycle sex is a terrible safety risk.

But somehow illustrator and graphic desinger Zak Tebbal has turned the infamous video into a children's book, which he calls Bound 2Gether.

Why, oh why, did he do such a thing?

"The translation of 'Bound 2' into a children's book felt appropriate because the only audience that Kanye isn't reaching right now is toddlers, and they are missing out on some of the important life lessons that Kanye has to offer. As a big Kanye fan, I felt the need to fill this void," he told FADAR.

It goes on from there. Thankful, there is no motorcycle sex.