Kim Kardashian Acknowledges She's Prepared To Eat Poop

Kim Kardashian is in the confessional stage of her life.

She's admitted that she first hooked up with Pete Davidson because she needed dick and she could sense his dick was big.

"A few days later, I called the producer at SNL and I was like "Hey do you have Pete's number?' They were like 'Yeah' and I text him. I wasn't even thinking like 'Oh my god I'm gonna be in a relationship with him.' I was just thinking...I heard about this BDE [big dick e,nergy]. I need to get out there. I need to just, like, jump start my...I was just basically DTF [down to f*ck]" Kim said on her new Hulu reality show.

She's also copped to thinking about eating poop during an interview with the NY Times about her new line of skin care projects.

"If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might,” she told the newspaper. “I just might.”

Hmm.  Saying wild things so people will tune in to your show and buy your products ... sounds like she learned a thing or two from her ex-husband Kanye West.