Kanye Bait: Kim Kardashian Hooked Up With Pete Davidson Because She Needed D

In the latest episode of the new Kardashian reality show, Kim explained the genesis of her relationship with Pete Davidson.

According to KK, she felt a spark when they kissed during a scene on SNL.  When Pete ignored her after that she tracked him down because she needed a proper rogering.  The rest is history.  At least for a little while.

Here's exactly what she said:

"Okay you guys have stalked me long enough. I’ll finally answer you.  So this is how it went down with Pete," she explained on the show.  "I did SNL and then when we kissed in the scene it was just a vibe. And I was like, ‘Oh sh*t. Maybe I just need to try something different.’ But Pete does not come to my afterparty. Everyone was at my afterparty. Pete does not give me the time of day.  A few days later, I called the producer at SNL and I was like "Hey do you have Pete's number?' They were like 'Yeah' and I text him. I wasn't even thinking like 'Oh my god I'm gonna be in a relationship with him.' I was just thinking...I heard about this BDE [big dick energy]. I need to get out there. I need to just, like, jump start my...I was just basically DTF [down to f*ck]."

How do you think Kanye is reacting to that classy tale of lust at first sight?