Lil Uzi Vert made us all reevaluate what it means to be a wealthy, young celebrity when he disclosed last week that he hadn't had sex in about two years.

I haven’t had sex in 2 years like end of 2018. https://t.co/92CmRZVYTt

— Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® (@LILUZIVERT) December 26, 2019

His disclosure garnered the copycat disclosure from Nav that nobody wanted.

This afternoon, Vert explained exactly why he decided to stop having sex with other people.

I don’t wanna have sex I just wanna connect 👍🏾

— Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® (@LILUZIVERT) January 2, 2020

"I don’t wanna have sex I just wanna connect," Vert claimed.

As for music ... we still don't have a date for Eternal Atake.

So so much for the George Costanza tested theory that a lack of sex makes you more productive.